Ok, look. Just look at this. You can be a magician goat, a warrior goat, a hunter goat, or a freaking microwave on legs. Words are failing us. Need instructions? Forget it. Who needs them anyway when you have a picture on the box to go by? All the pieces are standardised, meaning "any pole, fits in any hole". So if you want to stray from building something that resembles a table, and instead build an entirely new creation, you can! Beautiful 3D environments, realistic….
Updated for January Skip to content. Search for: Clear search query Show results. You'll eventually realize that you spent your precious time thinking you'll get some sweet fantasy romance but in reality, the game will slap you in the face, break the fourth wall, and carve your heart out since it's second half is a horror visual novel.
It's clear that the developers of this game were so preoccupied asking whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. In any case, the dinosaurs have already been made and there's no taking them back, might as well date them and Jurassic Heart makes this possible. The game is simple. It's your one chance of living out your misunderstood fantasy of romancing a T-Rex.
Because they may look like beastly carnivorous brutes with no regard for smaller dinosaurs but inside, they're actually tender and cute and would blush in no time if you compliment their sharp killer teeth. A game made by history majors, for history majors or mostly WWII tank enthusiasts. Panzermadels: Tanks Dating Simulator is pretty straightforward like the tanks of WWII, except that game replaces the tank models with anime girls representative of specific tanks' appearances So, don't be surprised to see a kawaii anime girl named T or even Panzerkampfwagen VI, that's hot.
It's no slouch either, the game is highly rated on Steam and comes with mostly positive reviews, meaning these tanks probably have more personality than your usual Tinder date; this makes them even better since your real-life date can't fight in the European theatre of World War II, so you can't be proud about them.
Plants and all growing green things are lovely, yes? If given the opportunity to love them more especially, er, physically, would you take it? It's a dating simulation that got spliced into a plant care video game. As such, those hell-spawned anomalies, sorry, plants with human heads, are the characters you'll be dating in Tomak. Well, if you ask us, it's about time those damned plants reciprocate the love and care you're giving them every day.
The more you take care of the human plant head, the more it will love you back, simple math, but not everyone gets it.
It's called The Bacon Lettuce Biographies and it seems the developers took the term meat-lover too literally. You can date, as you may have guessed, meat. Pork, chicken, beef, anything red, raw, and can cause kidney or heart problems.
It's the standard premise, you, a teenage student enrolls in a new school and suddenly everyone's all over you like a dog to a bone, except "everyone" was either part of poultry or livestock carcass. Even so, they do have personalities and you can interact with them which makes it hard since both steak and bacon taste delicious. This is fly swatting like you never even imagined was possible. How would you like to work 9 to 5 in an office, in a convenience store, as a mechanic or even a very basic chef?
Not feeling inspired? What if I told you that you could do any of those in a game? Even less inspired? Well, before you carry on scrolling, bear with me, because the actual versions of these mundane jobs have been created as simulations within a simulation game by computer-shaped robots that have got their information a little… askew.
Before too long you'll be eating mouldy doughnuts in an office and having more fun than anyone in a 6x6 foot cubicle has any right to be. And that's before you realise that the microwave in the kitchen as a cook can create weird combinations for any items that you throw inside it. These are mundane jobs, but not as you know them, and discovering just how wrong the job roles are is all part of the fun.
You know it's worrying when something called Mother Simulator is tagged psychological horror… But basically, this is a VR game that intends to make you feel worried, annoyed, stressed and all the emotions that come with looking after a newborn that feels like the devil in disguise. Of course, there are unrealistic game elements to it - please don't slam dunk your newborn into a toilet - and hopefully the manicness of it all is sensationalized, but if you're not terrified enough of parenthood by the end of it, just watch to the end of this teaser trailer and try not to tell me otherwise:.
If you're anything like me, you're still kicking yourself that you missed the YouTube boat. We could all totally be running our uber successful YouTube channels now on cakes and puppies and be millionaires if we'd just gotten the memo like 10 years ago, right? Until someone invents a time machine though, we can pretend we caught the YouTube wave along with the Zoellas of this world with a simulation game dedicated to it.
Yes, really. Very much a zeitgeist of our current gaming climate, YouTuber's Life is actually brilliant fun disguised as a management sim. Just make sure you stream enough to keep your follower count up while leading the life of one of the most popular people on the planet. And if you really want to drill down into this streamer lifestyle, you can also grab the first episode of eSports Life: Dreams of Glory. You know you want it just as bad as your reflexes have gotten over the years.
From one kind of popularity to another: high school popularity. Imagine the stress of being so popular that literally everyone in your school wanted to date you, and then you end up dating all of them at once like some extreme polyamorist.
But the problem is that you've actually decided to dump them all, one by one, in a single day - and there's only 40 minutes until the end of the school day.
Cue the speed break-ups, back to back, that you'll have to deal with as much tactfulness and sympathy as you can muster, or defeat them in a minigame. Everyone has their coping mechanisms, right? Have we missed a byzantine simulation game that yearns for recognition? Or have you become addicted to emptying virtual office bins? Let us know in the comments below.
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